Chocolates? Are you mad? There could be nuts in them. Obviously, people with nut allergies are going to run into this health issue at some point, but it better not be because of your random gift. Also, are you sure those chocolates are keto-friendly?
A gift basket from Cracker Barrel? How dare you? It’s all over the news that someone thinks she saw a customer in North Carolina wearing a MAGA hat in one. Of course, it might have been a Red Sox cap, but we mustn’t take any chances.
A book? Didn’t you hear that the publisher’s 20-year old son was arrested for soliciting a 17-year old prostitute? So, basically you are saying you hate all women.
A gilded brass angel? How dare you assume I celebrate Christmas? Yes, I know it’s a Secret Santa party, but you should have checked first. Don’t try to shove your sky fairy down my throat, you uneducated, probable-conservative, clod. Try not to leave your carbon footprints on my rug.
